Living Legend Britney Spears tweets to herself pretending to be her dog
i’m dog sitting for rich lesbians
what breed of dog is that
titzu
I’m howling that this hasn’t been flagged yet
This is actually the best intro to a porno that has ever existed
There is no way this is a porno
This is the best porno there has ever been.
Stop letting your heart and your pussy choose your men.
I’m confused, what is left…
Oh nvm lmao my brain. You right sis lol you is right
You really forgot your whole brain.
she read this post with her pussy
Can’t risk it
The duck of creativity. I waited so long for it.
Consider: the monkey brain/human brain meme but instead it’s feminist brain/lesbian brain
Feminist brain: this character would never realistically fight in that outfit
Lesbian brain: tiddies hot
Feminist brain: gender non confirming women as villains are queercoding and teaching us that being a lesbian / wlw / gnc woman is evil and bad
Lesbian brain: step on me hot evil lady
I would say Relationship Goals but honestly more than that I would like to be a cat snuggling with another cat
SHE STOPPED THAT SONG DEAD I AM SCREAMING
